CHAMPAGNE (5 YRS OLD)

Daddy celebrated his birthday this weekend. S wanted to do something special on Saturday morning. She woke up and told momma she was going to go do something special for daddy and momma and it was a surprise. Momma didn't think anything of it and went back to sleep.

After few minutes, S went to get daddy because she needed some help with her surprise. S was having difficulty opening up the bottle of champagne for daddy and momma. She had taken of the foil but couldn't get the cork out.

Daddy thought it was the sweetest act from S, but a bit misguided. The bottle of champagne would have exploded and given her a big (scary) surprise.